Analogy Contest
Right now, the front page of the Internet version of the Dog Trainer (which, incidentally, isn’t suitable even for training dogs), carries the following photo and caption:
Your job is to finish the analogy that a distracted Trainer editor started.
May 21st, 2004 at 11:20 am
…as a bicycle is to a fish.
…as gout is to a marathoner.
…as a camel is to a tent.
May 21st, 2004 at 12:40 pm
as Tom McClintock, left, is to governor’s agenda.
May 22nd, 2004 at 10:09 am
Dog Trainer is suitable for baby chickens.
May 22nd, 2004 at 4:53 pm
as foie gras is to a tanning salon.
May 23rd, 2004 at 7:05 pm
as Pope John Paul II is to Andrew Sullivan’s sex life.
May 24th, 2004 at 7:25 pm
So, who wins the “contest?”
And what’s with the slashes when I use quotes?