damnum absque injuria

May 21, 2004

Analogy Contest

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 9:34 am

Right now, the front page of the Internet version of the Dog Trainer (which, incidentally, isn’t suitable even for training dogs), carries the following photo and caption:

Senate President John Burton, right, is to governor’s agenda.

Your job is to finish the analogy that a distracted Trainer editor started.

6 Responses to “Analogy Contest”

  1. Kevin Murphy Says:

    …as a bicycle is to a fish.
    …as gout is to a marathoner.
    …as a camel is to a tent.

  2. Joel B. Says:

    as Tom McClintock, left, is to governor’s agenda.

  3. Justene Says:

    Dog Trainer is suitable for baby chickens.

  4. Claire Says:

    as foie gras is to a tanning salon.

  5. Patrick Says:

    as Pope John Paul II is to Andrew Sullivan’s sex life.

  6. Patrick Says:

    So, who wins the “contest?”

    And what’s with the slashes when I use quotes?

 

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