Caption Captain Analogy Contest
The Captain links to a Telegraph article which notes that:
After decades of argument over whether one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter, a group of international “wise men” will this week tell the United Nations to outlaw all terror attacks on civilians or risk losing its moral authority.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to finish the sentence below:
The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like …
My entry: “… I risk losing a full head of hair.”
That one sucked, I know. Do better!
November 28th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like … Madonna risks losing her virginity.
November 29th, 2004 at 12:18 am
…Emperor Misha risks acquiring Tourette’s and everyone noticing.
…Democratic Underground risks losing its rational posters.
…Marky York risks becoming a washed up, middle-aged nobody writing for a cut-rate college’s paper.
…Dan Rather risks losing his job as news anchor for CBS Evening News.
…Wonkette risks running a bawdy gossip rag as opposed to hot polticial buzz and commentary.
…Glenn Reynolds risks never being linked by me again and losing visitors.
Moving sucks my creativity. And, it just plain sucks.
November 29th, 2004 at 5:38 am
The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like that DVDA* girl in that movie risks losing her integrity.
*And bonus points if you know that term :mrgreen:
November 29th, 2004 at 7:13 am
The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like …
- ..wait..the UN has moral authority? :shock:
November 29th, 2004 at 8:14 am
The UN risks losing its moral authority like
… like my rabi risks losing his foreskin!
November 29th, 2004 at 9:34 am
Like France risks losing Vietnam…wait..
c**p…they’ve both already happened
Like Maureen Dowd risks losing her composure?..*@%4…thats already happened too?..throw me a FICKIN BONE HERE>>im the boss..I need the info..(pinky to lip)
November 29th, 2004 at 10:53 am
The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like … the Democrats risk losing their majority.
November 29th, 2004 at 2:20 pm
Michael Moore risks losing his girlish figure.
November 29th, 2004 at 6:49 pm
… Al Sharpton risks losing the Republican Presidential Nomination.
… Ted Nugent risks PETA’s selection as “Activist of the Year”.
… Ted Kennedy risks being held accountable for Chappaquiddick.
December 1st, 2004 at 5:06 am
The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like …
Bill Clinton risks losing his virginity.