Comments on: Caption Captain Analogy Contest

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 13:06:38 +0000

The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like …

Bill Clinton risks losing his virginity.

By: jed

jed — Tue, 30 Nov 2004 02:49:14 +0000

… Al Sharpton risks losing the Republican Presidential Nomination.

… Ted Nugent risks PETA’s selection as “Activist of the Year”.

… Ted Kennedy risks being held accountable for Chappaquiddick.

By: Big E

Big E — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 22:20:23 +0000

Michael Moore risks losing his girlish figure.

By: Bleeding heart conservative

Bleeding heart conservative — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 18:53:39 +0000

The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like … the Democrats risk losing their majority.

By: eric

eric — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 17:34:42 +0000

Like France risks losing Vietnam…wait..
c**p…they’ve both already happened
Like Maureen Dowd risks losing her composure?..*@%4…thats already happened too?..throw me a FICKIN BONE HERE>>im the boss..I need the info..(pinky to lip)

By: Opinionated Vogon

Opinionated Vogon — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:14:06 +0000

The UN risks losing its moral authority like
… like my rabi risks losing his foreskin!

By: Selected Pete

Selected Pete — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 15:13:44 +0000

The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like …

- ..wait..the UN has moral authority? :shock:

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 13:38:18 +0000

The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like that DVDA* girl in that movie risks losing her integrity.

*And bonus points if you know that term :mrgreen:

By: Chadster

Chadster — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 08:18:40 +0000

…Emperor Misha risks acquiring Tourette’s and everyone noticing.

…Democratic Underground risks losing its rational posters.

…Marky York risks becoming a washed up, middle-aged nobody writing for a cut-rate college’s paper.

…Dan Rather risks losing his job as news anchor for CBS Evening News.

…Wonkette risks running a bawdy gossip rag as opposed to hot polticial buzz and commentary.

…Glenn Reynolds risks never being linked by me again and losing visitors.

Moving sucks my creativity. And, it just plain sucks.

By: Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 07:35:55 +0000

The U.N. risks losing its moral authority like … Madonna risks losing her virginity.