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April 1, 2005

Sandy Berger’s April Fooler

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by Xrlq @ 12:15 pm

Get a load of this howler. According to the article, which Fox News claims to have obtained from the Associated Press, the penalty for stealing and intentionally destroying embarassing classified documents is only a $10,000 fine, and you even get your security clearance back in three years. What a hoot!

But here’s the best part: this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy and this guy all fell for it! Hoo-haw.

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One Response to “Sandy Berger’s April Fooler”

beautifulatrocities Says:
April 2nd, 2005 at 7:36 pm
Quid pro quo. He will be reimbursed by Hillary Inc

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