Splodeydope Update
Sgt. Hasan Akbar (no relation) is sorry that he murdered Air Force Maj. Gregory Stone and Army Capt. Christopher Seifert and wounded 14 others in Kuwait. Mr. Akbar nonexplained the attack thusly:
I felt that my life was in jeopardy, and I had no other options.
Asked if their own lives had ever been in jeopardy or if Akbar’s attack had left them with any other options of their own, Mssrs. Stone and Seifert declined to comment.
Meanwhile, in Germany, hungry crows have been blamed for a recent spate of exploding toads.
UPDATE: I’ll bet Akbar’s even sorrier now.
April 29th, 2005 at 7:59 am
Piling on…
I wonder if Akbar will also be sorry for stabbing a MP last month?