damnum absque injuria

5/12/2005

Let’s Outlaw Denver

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 11:26 pm

Between murdering innocent dogs, harboring illegal aliens and grabbing people’s guns, I think it’s about time we ask the City of Denver to provide good cause to show why it should not be kicked out of the union.

9 Responses to “Let’s Outlaw Denver”

  1. Joel B. Says:
    May 13th, 2005 at 7:03 am

    San Francisco

  2. Xrlq Says:
    May 13th, 2005 at 7:04 am

    What is “San Francisco?” Double-Dutch for Frisco?

  3. Joel B. Says:
    May 13th, 2005 at 8:49 am

    Just my point that while Denver may be bad, that really, we can’t kick Denver out until we deal with S.F. first. It’s like dealing with a decent cut before a bullet wound.

  4. Xrlq Says:
    May 13th, 2005 at 10:21 am

    Denver is the bullet wound. Frisco would be if it had the choice, but due to preemption you can still own a gun and a pit bull there.

  5. Joel B. Says:
    May 13th, 2005 at 10:31 am

    Lol…Fair enough, maybe my perspective is skewed, if I lived near Denver I might feel that Denver is the greater threat.

    Living down in So Cal, though, maybe you don’t feel as much of a threat from “Frisco.” [Sarcasm]FWIW, I didn’t know that you could even own pets in Frisco anymore…instead, you’re their guardian.[/Sarcasm]

  6. Huff And Blow Says:
    May 13th, 2005 at 10:57 am

    The solution to “Denver”’s problem is simple: move all the residents of Boulder to Grand Junction, and convert Boulder into a state park. I see absolutely no downsides to that plan, and tremendous upsides.

  7. Karl Maher Says:
    May 17th, 2005 at 3:01 pm

    I live in Littleton, and if you outlaw Denver, all the dog killers, cop killers and gun grabbers would have to move here.

    It would be OK if they went to Boulder, but I don’t think they could afford the housing. Also, people in Denver just have to support Ward Churchill. People in Boulder have to like him.

  8. Xrlq Says:
    May 17th, 2005 at 4:12 pm

    OK, how about we just build a Berlin-style wall around the city? After all, the problem isn’t really with Denver itself, but with the people who live there.

  9. MM Says:
    May 23rd, 2005 at 9:06 pm

    Denver is a shithole. I lived there over 30 years and had to listen to moronic Pat Schroder for 24 of them. Disgusting. Like most big cities, the liberals have ruined it. Eff em, they can have it. Now Colorado is beautiful, I have 20 acres 25 miles north of Steamboat and another home in Golden. Can’t even see the shithole from here.

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