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6/30/2005

Tom Swifties

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by Xrlq @ 9:30 pm

These are the crappiest jokes I’ve heard in years, Tom said, facetiously.

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July 2nd, 2005 at 6:59 am
[...] “From Xrlq: Wutka’s 101 Tom Swifties,” said Tom excitedly. [...]

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