Supreme Showdown: Edith vs. Edith
Tonight, in a nationally televised speech scheduled to be delivered at 9 p.m. EST and Laphamized by the Independent and the Daily Telegraph any minute now, President Bush will announce his nominee to replace Sandra Day O’Connor on the U.S. Supreme Court. Right now, the leading candidates appear to be Edith and Edith, with most pundits giving the edge to Edith, much to the chagrin of some of President Bush’s more conservative supporters, who generally prefer Edith. While we wait for our British betters to Laphamize the details (they are, after all, 5-8 hours ahead of us), Uncle pre-Laphamizes the nominee’s genitalia, which is all that really matters anyway.
UPDATE: Oops. FoxNews Looks like both Ediths are sh’outta luck, as was Uncle’s genitalia call. You know what they say about aunts with balls.
