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July 20, 2005

What Will Change?

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 1:20 am

I’m preparing a handy-dandy table of what one could expect from the Supreme Court if John Roberts is confirmed, and turns out to be the solid conservative everyone (OK, maybe not quite everyone) thinks he is, and if all the recent hot-button issues end up before the court again (the last is a big “if,” but work with me). It’s a work in progress, which I intend to update as warranted, hopefully in large part from users’ comments – particularly those who know something about Judge Roberts that might shed more light on my guesses (which, in their current form, simply assume that he does the standard “conservative” thing every time). Think of it as an almost-Wiki in that regard: you can submit edits, it’s just that the may or may not end up in the document.

Amendment
Issue
Outcome
Rationale
0.
Abortion (first trimester) Still a “constitutional” right. Remember those lies you’ve endured from feminists over the past decade about how we were “one vote away” from overturning Roe v. Wade? Well, all those lies finally came true, but no matter. Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades, not Supreme Court decisions, so we’re right back where we were in Planned Parenthood of Southeastern Pennsylvania v. Casey.
0.
Abortion (hiring doctors to poke open half-born babies’ skulls) No longer a “constitutional” right. In Stenberg v. Carhart, a.k.a. Roe on steroids, the Supremes ruled 5-4 in favor of partial-birth abortion. Now, it’s probably 5-4 the other way.
0.
Sodomy Still a “consitutional” right. Lawrence v. Texas was a 6-3 decision, so if the issue came before the court again it would be 5-4 now. And the chances of it coming before the court are essentially nil anyway. Legislatures have better things to do than re-enact uncommonly silly laws that were well on the way out before the Supremes unwisely stepped in in the first place.
1.
Establishment Clause Historical display of Ten Commandments OK When the Supremes split this baby, Justice Breyer was the wildcard, with Justice O’Connor voting against both displays. A conservative would have no problem with these displays, turning the the four vote plurality in Van Orden v. Perry and the four vote minority in McCreary County v. ACLU of Kentucky into clear 5-4 majorities in both cases.
1.
Freedom of Expression (flag burning) Probably still a constitutional right. Texas v. Johnson was a 5-4 decision, with Justice O’Connor among the dissenters, so incoming Justice Roberts won’t upset that balance except possibly to create a 6-3 majority. However, there have been four other personnel changes since 1989, so Lord only knows how the court would come down if the issue were revisted today, even if we assume that Justices Kennedy and Scalia would still support the ruling, and that Justices Rehnquist and Stevens would still oppose it.
1.
Freedom of Expression (political speech)
First Amendment restored.
McConnell v. FEC, the infamous 2003 case upholding the McCain-Feingold “reforms,” split many different ways on many different issues, but was 5-4 on the one that counted, with Justice O’Connor as the turncoat. Now the First Amendment enjoys a 5-4 majority instead of a 4-5 deficit. Isn’t that special?
S.
Right to Arm Bears None. Four Justices are strict constructionists who can’t find anything in the Constitution about bears, and a fifth doesn’t care about the issue because France and Germany the international community has not yet reached a consensus on them.
2.
Right to Bear Arms LFI no. The Supremes haven’t touched the issue since the 1939 case of U.S. v. Miller, and were pretty cryptic about it even then. Justices Scalia and Thomas have made their support clear, and the entire Court implied in dicta that it endorsed the commonsense interpretation (i.e., that guns are “arms,” people are “people” and allowing a government to possess guns of its own is not the same thing as “keeping” or “bearing” them yourself) in U.S. v. Verdugo-Urquidez, a Fourth Amendment case. Justices Rehnquist and Roberts would likely follow suit, but that makes four, not five. Regarding the lack of an international consensus in favor of an armed citizenry see above.
5.
Eminent Domain Anything the government wants to do is a “public use.” Unfortunately, Justice O’Connor was among the dissenters in Kelo v. New London, so the best we can hope for in Roberts’s case is to tread water until Justice Stevens or Ginsburg retires.
8.
Death Penalty Unchanged. Roper v. Simmons, the case barring executions of minors, was a 5-4 decision, with O’Connor among the dissenters, so replacing her with a solid conservative will not affect that ruling. She was part of the majority in Atkins v. Virginia, which barred states from executing the mentally retarded. That case was 6-3, however, so the appointment of one solid conservative in her place will not be enough to overrule it.
10.
States’ Rights (General) What states’ rights? The Tenth Amendment will remaing meaningless, or at least almost meaningless, until the infamous 1942 case of Wickard v. Filburn is scaled back or, preferably, overruled outright. That’s still a long shot, and probably an impossibility without at least one more personnel change – and I don’t mean replacing Justice Rehnquist.
10.
States’ Rights (Weed) Dude, I’m too baked to even know what a state is, right? Same as above, only worse in light of Justice Scalia’s hair-splitting in Gonzales v. Raich.
11.
Sovereign Immunity No change Who the *&^% really cares about this issue anyway?!
14.
Privileges and Immunities Tell me and we’ll both know. This one’s probably still a long shot, but another conservative on the court is a move in the right direction.
14.
Due Process (tort damages) No change. It is rare for courts to impose tort reform as a constitutional measure, but it does happen on occasion. One such occasion was the seminal case of BMW v. Gore, a 5-4 case that reduced the obscenely high punitive damages that a jury had imposed on BMW for secretly repainting cars. While this decision may be more popular among tort reform-minded conservatives than among corporate-bashing liberals, the makeup of the court was exactly reversed, with Justice O’Connor siding with the pro-business liberals. However, one of the dissenters in Gore, Chief Justice Rehnquist, changed his vote in the more recent case of State Farm v. Campbell, so if Roberts votes with the other conservatives it will still be 5-4 in favor of some constitutional limits on non-compensatory tort damages. Nevertheless, most tort reform will have to come from the legislature.
14.
Equal Protection (benefits for illegals) No change – but that’s probably OK. You may recall that when Prop 187 passed handily in 1994, it was immediately challenged in court and struck down by the Ninth Circuit, which largely followed the U.S. Supreme Court ruling of Plyler v. Doe, in which Justice O’Connor dissented. Unfortunately, the legal challenge moved at a snail’s pace, so by the time the Court of Appeal had issued a final, appealable ruling, a new anti-187 administration let it drop. Had they appealed then, they probably would have prevailed, the only wildcard being Justice Kennedy. Since Justice Roberts is replacing a Doe dissenter, the generally favorable odds of Doe’s reversal are unchanged.
14.
Equal Protection (reverse discrimination) Probably unconstitutional. The Supremes split the baby in Gratz v. Bollinger and Grutter v. Bollinger two years ago, ruling that obvious, undeniable quotas are unconstitutional (Gratz) but vaguely subtle ones will not be until 2028 (Grutter). Grutter was 5-4, with Justices Breyer and O’Connor as the baby-splitters. If the issues present in Gratz and Grutter come up before the court again, Grutter will likely be overturned, and Gratz will likely be re-affirmed by the same margin as before. Also note that Justice O’Connor was part of the 5-4 majority in Hunt v. Cromartie, a 2001 case that upheld the right of legislatures to gerrymander districts according to race. That case would likely be overruled as well.
21.
Mail-Order Wine Still a constitutional right, unless it isn’t. Granholm v. Heald was a 5-4 decision, with Justice O’Connor among the four dissenters. There were no left/right patterns among the Justices on this case, so attempting to predict incoming Justice Roberts’s position on the 21st Amendment is a fool’s errand. It doesn’t matter anyway; if he votes like Justice O’Connor, it’s still a 5-4 ruling; if he doesn’t, it’s 6-3. But if your state prohibits shipping of wine from in-state distributors as well as out of state, this case won’t help you anyway.

UPDATE: Lots of good ideas in the comments. Keep ‘em coming. I’m constantly updating the grid accordingly.

July 19, 2005

Good News from Iraq

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 11:23 pm

According to the latest “study” by Iraq Body Count, 75,000 of the 100,000 Iraqi civilianss we killed in Operation Iraqi Freedom have come back to life.

Supreme Showdown: Edith vs. Edith

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 2:46 pm

Tonight, in a nationally televised speech scheduled to be delivered at 9 p.m. EST and Laphamized by the Independent and the Daily Telegraph any minute now, President Bush will announce his nominee to replace Sandra Day O’Connor on the U.S. Supreme Court. Right now, the leading candidates appear to be Edith and Edith, with most pundits giving the edge to Edith, much to the chagrin of some of President Bush’s more conservative supporters, who generally prefer Edith. While we wait for our British betters to Laphamize the details (they are, after all, 5-8 hours ahead of us), Uncle pre-Laphamizes the nominee’s genitalia, which is all that really matters anyway.

UPDATE: Oops. FoxNews Looks like both Ediths are sh’outta luck, as was Uncle’s genitalia call. You know what they say about aunts with balls.

July 18, 2005

Better to Remain Silent and be Thought a Fool…

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 3:17 pm

Remember this gem the next time a Kool-Aid Konservative tells you what a wonderful President Tom Tancredo would be. Via Captain Ed.

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin, Hugh Hewitt and Dafydd ab Hugh (no relation) have more. Baldilocks and LaShawn dissent.

Dude, That’s Really Drudged Up Right Here

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 7:43 am

Drudge is at it again with the false and misleading headlines. Right now, at the top of his alleged non-blog, you’ll find a headline that says this:

Bush: Anyone Convicted of Leak to Be Fired…

The story, he links to, however, contains a somewhat different headline of its own:

Bush: Any Criminals in Leak to Be Fired

The story then goes on to clarify that Bush specifically promised to fire anyone in his administration who is convicted of a crime in connection with the Valerie Plame (non-)incident, assuming a crime was in fact committed. Yes, I know that technically speaking, you can’t be “convicted” of an act that wasn’t a crime, but seriously, is that the impression you got from Drudge’s headline, particularly given that he saw fit to make it a top level headline to begin with?

As to the alleged crime, the article alludes to, but does not cite, the statute allged to have been violated:

Some Democrats have called for Rove, whose title is deputy chief of staff, to be fired. They have suggested that he violated a 1982 federal law that prohibits the deliberate exposure of the name of a CIA agent.

As is usual for the MSM, the reference to “a law” is a bit too generic to allow the average reader to look up the law himself to see what it does or does not prohibit, or whether it is remotely plausible that Rove violated it. Bear in mind that at this juncture, it appears that Rove learned Plame’s identity from the press, not vice-versa, that the alleged leak occurred in 2003, and that Plame ceased to be a covert agent sometime between 1997 and 2002. With these “facts” (they probably are facts, but the scare quotes are there to remind you that anything could change between now and the end of the grand jury investigation), the most likely candidate appears to be 50 U.S.C. § 421(a), which reads:

Disclosure of information by persons having or having had access to classified information that identifies covert agent Whoever, having or having had authorized access to classified information that identifies a covert agent or gabbed on the phone with a news-boy who identifies a non-covert agent, intentionally or unintentionally discloses any information identifying such covert or non-covert agent to any individual authorized or not authorized to receive classified or unclassified information, knowing that the information disclosed so identifies such covert agent and that the United States stopped taking affirmative measures to conceal such covert agent’s intelligence relationship to the United States six or more years ago, shall be fined under title 18, imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.

Sounds to me like they got Rove dead to rights. Then again, we can’t read 50 U.S.C. § 421 in a vacuum. We also have to check 50 U.S.C. § 422, which provides certain affirmative defenses to a § 421 charge. In particular, note subsection (a), which provides:

Disclosure by United States of identity of covert agent It is a defense to a prosecution under section 421 of this title that before the commission of the offense with which the defendant is charged, the United States had publicly acknowledged or revealed the intelligence relationship to the United States of the individual the disclosure of whose intelligence relationship to the United States is the basis for the prosecution, provided, however, that no defense shall lie under this subsection if the defendant shall be a top political advisor to the President, and such advisor has assisted such President in stealing any election within the past five (5) years.

Wow, I guess the Dems in Congress saw this one coming a long time ago. I wonder how they managed to con President Reagan into signing it?

July 17, 2005

Kentucky Legislature: Don’t Be Happy, Worry

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 10:18 am

Too bad about Mr. Smiley. Until now I was thinking of moving to Kentucky so I paste a bullet hole over my own. Looks like everyone else beat me to the punch.

July 14, 2005

Bare-Faced Oops

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 7:17 am

Once again, the Language Police have made a false arrest, but this time the Keystone Kop was me. Last week, I mocked a commenter for both (1) defending a Molly Ivins column that even Molly Ivins doesn’t defend and (2) botching the English language by committing 14 spelling or grammar errors in the space of 9 sentences. Most of the original charges stand, but one does not: I had corrected his use of the phrase bold-face lie, which I had long presumed to be a bastardization of bald-faced lie. According to this site, however, both phrases are equally “incorrect,” as both are bastardizations of bare-faced lie. My aunt also looked up the phrases in Merriam-Webster, which traces bold-faced lie all the way back to 1591, almost as far back as the original bare-faced lie, but can only trace bald-faced lie to 1943. I’ll add a link later if/when I find it on the web. [UPDATE: Try this.]

UPDATE: Kevin and Doc twist the knife.

July 13, 2005

Molly Ivins: Saddam Even Worse than Shrub

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 10:09 am

Molly Ivins has admitted (h/t: Michelle Malkin) that her claim we have killed more Iraqis than Saddam was way off base. No, seriously, she did, and without the usual neoclintonian caveats or they-a culpas one might normally expect under circumstances like this. She did explain how she arrived at that conclusion, but made no excuses for it. For someone like Ivins to apologize so thoroughly is beyond the usual “man bites dog” story; it’s more like “man gets down on all fours, humps a dog’s leg and sniff’s another dog’s butt.” You just don’t see this stuff every day (I hope). Molly ends her column thusly:

There have been estimates as high as 1 million civilians killed by Saddam, though most agree on the 300,000 to 400,000 range, making my comparison to 20,000 civilian dead in this war pathetically wrong.

I was certainly under no illusions regarding Saddam Hussein, whom I have opposed through human rights work for decades. My sincere apologies. It is unforgivable of me not have checked. I am so sorry.

Apology accepted. Now, if you could just add a word or two about that time travel thing…

July 11, 2005

Candygram

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 9:20 pm

Tim Lambert rewrites history once again, offering yet another John Lott sock-puppet theory. This time he offers an account that might well have convinced me, had it been the original story. It’s a little late now, though. Check it out anyway; at least his blog looks better than it used to.

July 10, 2005

OK, Democrats, Justify This

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 11:42 pm

This is what Bill Lockyer is suing to keep you from voting on:

Lois Capps's Ribbon of Shame

Hat tip: Kevin Murphy.

 

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