Training the Dog
Patterico has an op-ed piece on Cindy Sheehan in the L.A. Times. If you read blogs, Patterico’s piece won’t tell you anything you don’t already know about St. Cynthia, but it will tell L.A. Times readers what they need to know, which the Times has conveniently left out.
A few days from now, watch for the Dog Trainer to a series of unhinged letters in response from Mother Sheehan’s bastard children. That’s where you come in. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a letter from a moonbat perspective, making the silliest arguments you can think of as to why Patterico is a big bad poopyhead for writing this piece, and why President Bush should start fulfilling his constitutional duty to spend the rest of his term doing nothing but meeting (and meeting again, and again, and again) with every screwball who has lost anyone as a result of any government policy. Send your letter to the Times and see what happens. Be sure to send me a copy, too, which will all but guarantee it will end up getting published somewhere.
August 21st, 2005 at 11:17 am
Yeah, I’m not much looking forward to reading the letters that will come in response to this. Incoming!