damnum absque injuria

August 30, 2005

Another One Bites the Dust

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 12:40 pm

The Other Xrlq is calling it quits converting to a group blog. The original Xrlq may eventually do so as well, but not before at least four of the following events occur:

  1. Spoons becomes a group blog, too.
  2. Sunnis in Iraq embrace the new federalist constitution, admitting sheepishly that their past opposition was “all about ooooiiiiiilllll.”
  3. Eric Alterman admits there really is a liberal media, even if it’s not quite as bat-sh*t crazy liberal as he is.
  4. Cindy Sheehan admits that while Iraq has its problems and it sure does suck to lose a son, “removing Saddam Hussein from power was, on balance, a good thing.”
  5. Hell freezes over.
  6. Hell, Michigan doesn’t.
  7. Michael Moore admits that Roger and Me, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11 and just about everything else he’s said or done since “that third grade term paper I did on Vietnam” has been based on a lie, a mistruth, an untruth, a half truth or a quarter truth.
  8. Jerry Falwell admits that while his faith in God remains strong, “there’s a danged good case to be made for atheism, too.”
  9. Hugo Chavez admits he didn’t really win that recall “election” last year, although he did win a lot of money by betting his best friend that Jimmy Carter would fall for it.
  10. Pat Robertson admits himself to a mental institution.

4 Responses to “Another One Bites the Dust”

  1. steve sturm Says:

    Does this mean there’s no hurry for me to get my application in?

  2. Joel B. Says:

    Ah drat, and I was looking forward to contributing…Of course, given my rather pitiful output on Calblog, I don’t know that it’d even be noticeable.

  3. SoCal Lawyer Says:

    Not quitting. More like, spreading across the blogosphere like a virus. Muhahahahahaha

  4. Xrlq Says:

    Nah, guestblogging’s fine when I’m away. I just don’t want the blog to become a group blog on a regular basis. Think of this blog like Patterico’s, only with a hell of a lot less traffic.

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