damnum absque injuria

June 11, 2006

A Prediction

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 3:27 pm

When the next Democrat President or ex-President dies, the “Ted Rall of the Right” will not write any columns gloating about his death or speculating that he is turning a “crispy brown” in hell. Anyone care to place any bets?

UPDATE: Then again, it’s not a great postdiction, as Coulter does suggest in Chapter 1 that she wouldn’t be terribly wild about finding liberals in heaven when she dies:

Democrats revile religion but insist on faking a belief in God in front of the voters claiming to be “spiritual.” They can’t forthrightly admit they are Druids, so they “reframe” their constant, relentless opposition to every Biblical precept as respect for “science” or the “Constitution” — both of which they hate. Their rage against us is their rage against the Judeo-Christian tradition. I don’t particularly care if liberals believe in God. In fact, I would be crestfallen to discover any liberals in heaven. So fine, rage against God, but how about being honest about it? Liberals can believe what they want to believe, but let us not flinch from identifying liberalism as the opposition party to God.

So for those who think timing is the opposite of everything, and that making the same point is all that matters, then I suppose this prediction won’t prove anything – or will prove that Coulter = Rall after all. Oh well, at least Coulter hasn’t threatened to sue Rall … yet.


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