Weak-Start Soberblogign
Yesturday I was drunk as a judge, but today I’m as soaber as Mell Gibson. I still think Mahmood Ackmadinnyjod is a kool dude, and that Stephen Speelburg is responsable for all the wars in the wolrd. Wimmin kops put shugar on their boobies. Kathrun Harris will make a grate Sennitor. 9/11 (10 yeers ago, dumasse, not today!) was an innside job, and President Regan should be impeeched. Stay away frum coughfee, that stuffel kill you.
I mite could boan Ann Coleter and Debbie Scheisse after a few bears, but druncor soaber, stay away from Kristen Powell. Shes mine, Allahdammit. Are you threatening me? Daved Warrun has a point, and not jest the won on his hedd.
Duh nuh NUH nuh nuh NUH
Nuh NUH, nuh-nuh NUH,
Nuh nuh nuh NUH
Nuh nuh NUH
My Sharoney.
Be shure to voat in the next elecshun or raip will become leegul. And the joos controle everythig. Dont furget that.
September 11th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
You wan’ fite?
September 11th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
Let’s fighting love.
September 12th, 2006 at 8:18 am
I think I like you better drunk ;)
September 12th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Forget the blonde… Who’s the brunette?
So, you have a new brat and go off on a bender? I’m sure your babymomma appreciates that!
September 12th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Lol, it’s probably because the little one is born that X is able to drink again. After all, the Mrs. probably wasn’t able to drink at all during the pregnancy, now, well she still has to be careful, but doesn’t need to teetol as much.