Mickey and Minnie to Divorce?
At Mickey and Minnie’s divorce hearing:
JUDGE: So, Mr. Mouse, is it your position that you want a divorce because you think your wife is crazy?
MICKEY: No, Your Honor. I do not believe she’s crazy.
JUDGE: Then why did you say in your opening argument that she was crazy?
MICKEY: I never said she was crazy. I said she was F***ING GOOFY!
Proof here via Drudge. This video is not safe for work., but if you needed me to tell you that, neither are you.
UPDATE: Laura W., sitting in for Ace, has more.
October 19th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
I heard this joke told in Mexico City over 10 years ago by a non-native english speaker.