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December 5, 2006

Turbulence

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 5:26 pm

Q: What’s the difference between flying in Virginia and flying in Tennessee?

A: Pilots in Virginia break ground and fly into the wind.

5 Responses to “Turbulence”

  1. SayUncle » Fart joke Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 9:36 am

    [...] Heh. [...]

  2. tgirsch Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    On that note:

    Q: What’s the difference between Paris Hilton and the Panama Canal?
    A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

    Q: What’s the difference between Melissa Etheridge and a Truscuit?
    A: A Truscuit is a snack cracker.

    [Insert rim-shots here.]

  3. Steverino Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 8:56 pm

    When I saw the headline “Woman’s Flatulence Brings Down Airliner”, I was just hoping that she was INSIDE the plane. I can’t imagine what it would be like to fly through fields of ack-ack farts.

  4. tgirsch Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 10:18 pm

    And to be fair, the plane only LANDED in Tennessee. It was headed from DC to Dallas.

  5. Xrlq Says:
    December 7th, 2006 at 9:44 am

    Fairness, schmairness. The plane had a Virginia takeoff and a Tennessee landing. ‘Nuff said.

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