Airing of Grievances: Bumper Stickers
Bumper stickers should be outlawed. Sure, a few of them are clever, but on balance, all the do is bugger up otherwise decent-looking cars and make idiots and moonbats easier to spot from miles away. Oh wait, I guess this isn’t really a grievance after all. It’s their own cars they are making look stupid, and being able to spot the moonbats from miles away is actually rather helpful. Still, a little more creativity would be a nice addition. We’ve heard the bit a gazillion times about an eye for an eye making the world blind. We get it. Now start harping on another part of the original saying, which was much longer than that. Try: “A tooth for a tooth makes the whole world British.” Or “A life for a life makes the whole world want to watch FX.”
December 18th, 2006 at 8:16 am
[...] He also wants to ban bumper stickers. I just want to ban the ones with small print. Someday, I’ll have to explain to a cop that I rear-ended somebody while trying to read their bumper sticker. Worse, I’ll have to explain it wasn’t worth it because the bumper sticker wasn’t funny. [...]