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July 31, 2007

Michael Vick Discovers Puppy Love

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 8:50 pm

4 Responses to “Michael Vick Discovers Puppy Love”

  1. caltechgirl Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

    Excellent.

  2. nk Says:

    Not bad, but not perfect.

    My thought was to throw the f#$%^r in the pit and see how he liked it but a football field is just as good or even better sport. Dogs are faster, quicker and their jaws strong enough to bite through a human thigh bone.

    But although I would appreciate seeing a dog do that to the two-legged animal who was torturing it to death, I do not think the dog would. Dogs’ instincts are to love humans, even evil humans like Vick. It would be cruelty to the dog to incite it to attack Vick.

    As a reasonable alternative, Channel-Lock pliers can also crush bones.

  3. nk Says:

    When I called Vick a two-legged animal I was being kind. No animal would do what his codefendants say he did. Maybe if we used hyenas instead of dogs?

  4. nk Says:

    Trackback: Xrlq’s photo is better but he is a luminary after all.

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