Fast Food == Fast Essen
To those readers who know German, the above pun is obvious. To those who don’t, the German word fast means “almost.” That’s the general rant. Here are the more specific ones:
- To the Bullets in Oilville, VA: just because you’re located in a town named after Oil, that doesn’t mean you should sell burgers that barely consist of anything but that. Seriously, it scares the crap out of me to think what y’all might sell if you opened up shop in Ballsville.
- Also to the Bullets in Oilville, VA: you know what’s even lamer than a burger joint that sells inedible hamburgers? A chain that runs out of burgers entirely. WTF is up with that?
- Bullets, I’m not done with you yet. Do you know what is even lamer than a burger joint that makes inedible burgers and then runs out of them? How about a burger joint that makes inedible burgers, runs out of them, and then puts up a sign apologizing for being out of “Burger’s.” What the hell did they teach you in school, that apostrophes mean “look out, here comes an S?!”
- To the Mr. Barbecue in
ClemmonsWinston-Salem, NC: OK, I get it, X plus bread equals an X sandwich. Real cute. Now that you’ve made your funny, please stop taking pieces of chicken, bones and all, slapping pieces of bread over both sides, and calling it a chicken sandwich.
September 6th, 2007 at 10:55 am
I’ve got half a mind not to order the chicken sandwich at Mr. Barbecue in Clemmons, NC.