Fools and Children Tell the Truth
Recent conversation between my eldest and me, while Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” played in the background:
Me (in my best distorted Ozzy voice): “I am Iron Man!”
Xrlq 2.0: “No, you’re not.”
He’s right. I know.
August 30, 2008
Time to Place Your Bets
Which of the following songs will be played the most at campaign events featuring Gov. Palin?
- “Barracuda,” by Heart.
- “Sarah,” by Starplane, Jefferson Airship, or whatever the hell else they were calling themselves that week.
- “Barracuda,” by Heart.
- Anything from Miss Congeniality.
- “Barracuda,” by Heart.
- Any Monty Python song sung by Sarah’s long lost brother in law, Michael.
- Not “Barracuda,” but only because the Wilson sisters take a cue from Boston and Petty Tom and get pissy.
- “Baby’s On Fire,” by Sammy Hagar, because (1) she is and (2) no one else will let Republicans use their songs.
- “‘Barracuda,’ and if the Wilson bitches don’t like it, they can sue my near-perfect ass.”
