Time to Place Your Bets
Which of the following songs will be played the most at campaign events featuring Gov. Palin?
- “Barracuda,” by Heart.
- “Sarah,” by Starplane, Jefferson Airship, or whatever the hell else they were calling themselves that week.
- “Barracuda,” by Heart.
- Anything from Miss Congeniality.
- “Barracuda,” by Heart.
- Any Monty Python song sung by Sarah’s long lost brother in law, Michael.
- Not “Barracuda,” but only because the Wilson sisters take a cue from Boston and Petty Tom and get pissy.
- “Baby’s On Fire,” by Sammy Hagar, because (1) she is and (2) no one else will let Republicans use their songs.
- “‘Barracuda,’ and if the Wilson bitches don’t like it, they can sue my near-perfect ass.”
August 30th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I’m going with #9.
August 30th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I vote 8 or 9. 8 is an inspired choice….
August 30th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Nothing from Van Halen?
She named her most recent kid “Trig (Something) Van Palin” in tribute to the band.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Good point. Do cover songs count? “Pretty Woman” is the obvious choice, unless the band could be persuaded to regroup and record a new version of “Jamie’s Crying” with the name “Hill’ry” substituted for “Jamie.”
August 31st, 2008 at 10:20 am
Trig Paxson Van Palin.
And don’t forget about Jackson Browne when naming idiots who don’t want Repubs to use their stuff.
September 1st, 2008 at 12:38 am
Fleetwood Mac’s “Sara” is the poetry in my heart.
September 4th, 2008 at 9:55 am
How about, “The Cradle Will Rock”?