Unintentional Humor
Insty sez:
[Good health habits] are in fact very valuable: if you lose them, you also lose the chance at decades or even centuries more healthy life made possible by future advances in medical science.”
On the other hand, you also have to hedge against the possibility of being hit by a bus tomorrow. Luckily Chianti may help with both!
Indeed, Chianti can help with both. On the one hand, it can preserve your health and extend your lifespan for decades or, depending on new medical advances, centuries. On the other, it can also help you get hit by a bus tomorrow. In vino, ohcrapigothitbyabus, they say.
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
So a man goes to see his doctor and the doctor gives him a perfectly clean bill of health. But the man has a question:
“Doctor, do you I’ll live to eighty?”
The doctor asks, “Do you smoke?”
The man says, “No”.
The doctor asks, “Do you drink?”
The man says, “No”.
The doctor asks, “Do you consort with strange ladies or engage in any other kind of risky sexual beahvior?”
The man says, “No”.
The doctor asks, “Do you skydive, ride motorcycles, drive fast cars, shoot guns, Scuba-dive, surf, mountain-climb, or anything else like that?”
The man says “No”.
The doctor says, “Why the Hell do you want to live to eighty?”
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
“Doctor, do you *think* I’ll live to eighty?”