“Doctor, do you I’ll live to eighty?”

The doctor asks, “Do you smoke?”

The man says, “No”.

The doctor asks, “Do you drink?”

The man says, “No”.

The doctor asks, “Do you consort with strange ladies or engage in any other kind of risky sexual beahvior?”

The man says, “No”.

The doctor asks, “Do you skydive, ride motorcycles, drive fast cars, shoot guns, Scuba-dive, surf, mountain-climb, or anything else like that?”

The man says “No”.

The doctor says, “Why the Hell do you want to live to eighty?”