Comments on: Fascist Jerk of the Day: Robert F. Bauer http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/ Politische Kommentare mit Snarkenremarken Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:32:09 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Xrlq http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-479971 Xrlq Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:18:49 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-479971 All this assumes, of course, that you <i>can</i> prove Barack Obama wasn't born in Hawaii. And that you can get past the obvious standing, political question and justiciability issues. Rotsa ruck. All this assumes, of course, that you can prove Barack Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii. And that you can get past the obvious standing, political question and justiciability issues. Rotsa ruck.

]]> By: Xrlq http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-479854 Xrlq Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:55:40 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-479854 Not that you seem to care, but before you find yourself on the wrong end of a Rule 11 motion (as Philip Berg has), it may be worth your while to take a closer look at 8 U.S.C. 1401 (http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/ts_search.pl?title=8&sec=1401), which defines "nationals and citizens of the United States at birth" (the closest phrase to "natural born citizen" found anywhere in the U.S. Code) to include anyone who is either (a) born in the U.S. (subsection (a)) or (b) born outside the U.S. to at least one U.S. citizen who lived in the U.S. for at least five years total, only two of which had to follow his/her 14th birthday (subsection (g)). While you talked over me claiming that "everybody knows" the current version of 8 U.S.C. 1401(g) is not retroactive, the plain language of 8 U.S.C. 1401(g) itself clearly states otherwise: "This proviso shall be applicable to persons born on or after December 24, 1952, to the same extent as if it had become effective in its present form on that date." As an officer of the court, that leaves you only three ethical options: <ol> <li>Find evidence that Ann Dunham was not Barack Obama's mother, that she was not a citizen of the U.S. at the time of his birth, that she hadn't lived at least 5 years in the U.S. or 2 following her 14th birthday, or that she really had Obama before 12/24/1952.</li> <li>Find a really good constitutional law attorney who can convince the U.S. Supreme Court to find some hidden prohibition on retroactive citizenship laws lurking about in the emanations and penumbras of the Constitution.</li> <li> Withdraw your frivolous suit.</li> </ol> Not that you seem to care, but before you find yourself on the wrong end of a Rule 11 motion (as Philip Berg has), it may be worth your while to take a closer look at 8 U.S.C. 1401 (http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/ts_search.pl?title=8&sec=1401), which defines “nationals and citizens of the United States at birth” (the closest phrase to “natural born citizen” found anywhere in the U.S. Code) to include anyone who is either (a) born in the U.S. (subsection (a)) or (b) born outside the U.S. to at least one U.S. citizen who lived in the U.S. for at least five years total, only two of which had to follow his/her 14th birthday (subsection (g)).

While you talked over me claiming that “everybody knows” the current version of 8 U.S.C. 1401(g) is not retroactive, the plain language of 8 U.S.C. 1401(g) itself clearly states otherwise: “This proviso shall be applicable to persons born on or after December 24, 1952, to the same extent as if it had become effective in its present form on that date.”

As an officer of the court, that leaves you only three ethical options:

  1. Find evidence that Ann Dunham was not Barack Obama’s mother, that she was not a citizen of the U.S. at the time of his birth, that she hadn’t lived at least 5 years in the U.S. or 2 following her 14th birthday, or that she really had Obama before 12/24/1952.
  2. Find a really good constitutional law attorney who can convince the U.S. Supreme Court to find some hidden prohibition on retroactive citizenship laws lurking about in the emanations and penumbras of the Constitution.
  3. Withdraw your frivolous suit.
]]> By: orly Taitz http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-479755 orly Taitz Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:03:22 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-479755 Hi, I am an attorney handling several Obama illegitimacy for presidency legal actions. Can the auther of this article call me 949-683-5411 <abbr><em>orly Taitz´s last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/cXKe/~3/dlR-MDgvUUY/follow-up-trying-to-identify.html" rel="nofollow">Follow up, trying to identify the congressman that raised his hand to object, but was interrupted by our beloved Pelosi</a></em></abbr> Hi, I am an attorney handling several Obama illegitimacy for presidency legal actions. Can the auther of this article call me 949-683-5411

orly Taitz´s last blog post..Follow up, trying to identify the congressman that raised his hand to object, but was interrupted by our beloved Pelosi

]]> By: The Obama Truth Squad in Missouri | Missouri http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-462619 The Obama Truth Squad in Missouri | Missouri Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:17:38 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-462619 [...] Arms and the Law: Damnum Absque Injuria unloads on them, too. He makes the governor sound [...] [...] Arms and the Law: Damnum Absque Injuria unloads on them, too. He makes the governor sound [...]

]]> By: Kristopher http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-451321 Kristopher Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:39:09 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-451321 >> KellyH: If I were king, lawyers would be band from >> public office. Simple leg bands, or something more restraining? >> KellyH: If I were king, lawyers would be band from
>> public office.

Simple leg bands, or something more restraining?

]]> By: Faster, Please! » Libel Tourism, American Style http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-451211 Faster, Please! » Libel Tourism, American Style Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:52:25 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-451211 [...] Meanwhile (h/t to the Instapundit), a smart and fun lawyer goes into more detail.   Read | [...] [...] Meanwhile (h/t to the Instapundit), a smart and fun lawyer goes into more detail.   Read | [...]

]]> By: JeanE http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-451162 JeanE Sun, 28 Sep 2008 06:30:00 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-451162 The GOP could make a great commercial using the footage from the newstory about the "Obama Truth Squad" in Missouri. They are quite open about using their authority as public officials to stop ads that critique Obama's positions. I think a lot of people around the country would find that frightening, and it would all be true. The GOP could make a great commercial using the footage from the newstory about the “Obama Truth Squad” in Missouri. They are quite open about using their authority as public officials to stop ads that critique Obama’s positions. I think a lot of people around the country would find that frightening, and it would all be true.

]]> By: Don http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-451146 Don Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:42:27 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-451146 Bauer may in fact, be Jewish. A Jew named T. Bauer married one of my high school Jewish friends. Don Bauer may in fact, be Jewish. A Jew named T. Bauer married one of my high school Jewish friends.

Don

]]> By: Vero http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-451143 Vero Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:31:08 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-451143 Obama IS a Muslim - I will just say when they come after me with the goon squad, "well that depends on what the meaning of IS, is you know that they will not be able to argue with that Obama IS a Muslim – I will just say when they come after me with the goon squad, “well that depends on what the meaning of IS, is

you know that they will not be able to argue with that

]]> By: kelly H http://xrlq.com/2008/09/26/fascist-jerk-of-the-day-robert-f-bauer/comment-page-1/#comment-451139 kelly H Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:20:27 +0000 http://xrlq.com/?p=3795#comment-451139 If I were king ... stop laughing. If I were king, lawyers would be band from public office. If I were king … stop laughing. If I were king, lawyers would be band from public office.

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