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10/1/2008

Loving Our Enemies

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 7:11 am

Note to Democrats: voting may be hazardous to your health.

4 Responses to “Loving Our Enemies”

  1. tgirsch Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    Only problem with this theory is that the people killed in car accidents are substantially more likely to be Republicans, since such a large percentage of Democrats live where they’re not driving (or, at least, not driving very far) to get to the polls.

    [He says, speaking purely on the basis of "facts" and "statistics" which were anally extracted...]

  2. Xrlq Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    I know, but Republicans are evil scum, so we don’t want to protect them from getting killed in car accidents. Just the Democrats need to be protected, good people that they are.

    Me, I already voted by mail, so I plan to barricade myself in my home all day while everyone kills everyone else on the highway.

  3. tgirsch Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 12:21 am

    I’d like to vote early, but early voting hasn’t started here yet.

  4. nk Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 am

    I only go to the polls for the coffee and donuts, myself. My precinct captain will vote for me, six or seven times, once he’s told how many more votes the Democrats need to carry the precinct.

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