damnum absque injuria

October 7, 2008

O.J. Guilty

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 12:14 am

The new O.J. jury says they didn’t need witness testimony to determine guilt. Reached for comment, the old O.J. jury said “Well, we did. We must have subpoenaed Goldman and Brown a dozen times but the buggers never showed! What were we supposed to do?”

2 Responses to “O.J. Guilty”

  1. nk Says:

    The Brown/Goldman murders illustrate the need for every person to be implanted with an audio/visual recording device to capture the circumstances of his or her death. For the time being an actual camera, microphone and recorder will be needed but in the future I expect that it can be connected directly to the occular and auditory nerves and the information transmitted by sattelite relay to a central computer.

  2. Pigilito Says:

    I’ll settle for a DNA sample taken from everybody at birth. Should make crime solving and victim identification easier.

Leave a Reply

 

Powered by WordPress. Stock photography by Matthew J. Stinson. Design by OFJ.