For Those Planning to Emigrate
On the off-chance that the right has its own Alec Baldwin equivalents who plan to leave the country if when the wrong guy wins the Presidency, they might want to take this handy quiz to see if they’re smart enough to emigrate to Germany. Then again, there’s always Canada. I can’t find their quiz but I’m pretty sure you can get every question right on their citizenship test by asking yourself “What would an American say?” and selecting the opposite.
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 am
Well, that quiz ensures I’ll never move to Germany. Not because I didn’t pass their test (I did get the question about when they formed their republic, I thought it was 51 not 49)
They proudly proclaim their socialism. For instance, the markets use supply and demand but the gov’t ensures fairness.
Ugh.
The problem is that there is no country you can move to that’s even close to America. The Aussies gave up their guns, that’s a deal breaker.
I guess I would have to move to Italy and eat and drink myself to death.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I got 28 out of 33. (I was doing OK until they started asking about state flags and capitals.) But if I’m looking to move out of Obamastan I don’t think Germany will be my first choice.