Election Predictions Redux
I’ve already called the exit poll for Obama, but I’m ready to elaborate a bit more. Here’s a more detail of how it will shake out among the 5% of the electorate that actually waits until Election Day to not-early-vote:
- Obama: 30%-35%
- O-BAAAAAA-ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hallelfrickinlujah, Obama! Yesssssssssss!: 19%
- McCain: 20-25%
- Palin: 10%
- Nobama: 10%
- Leave me alone, asshole: 6%
- Barr: One vote, from Barr himself.
- Nader: One vote, from David Frum. Even Nader can’t bring himself to vote for Nader anymore.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
#3 and #4 are backward.
I sure as hell ain’t voting for Grumpy McFartyPants. The MILF? Sure!
October 29th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I know, but my numbers assume that at least some MILF adherents will admit to the pollster that technically, they voted for Mr. McFartyPants to get the MILF.
October 29th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
You forgot green whackjob …er… candidate Cynthia McKinney. I heard on the radio today she’s guaranteed to get Rosie O’Donnel’s vote.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Frum is voting for McCain. Brooks is the droid you’re looking for.
October 30th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Could be. Right now I consider Frum, Brooks, Noonan and Parker interchangeable. George Will is another possibility, though I generally give him a pass since he’s been an ardent McCain hater all along.
October 30th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
But which City-riot will be bigger? Chicag, Philadelphia, DC, Oakland, or LA?
October 30th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I think you’re underestimating the attractive qualities of this Nobama guy. I’m guessing 30+.
While I’m at it and to tie together several XRLQ-Insty threads…
Why aren’t you blogging about Insty noting that “Dude, here’s your recession?” ;)
October 31st, 2008 at 7:15 am
Heh.