Quotes of the Day
Both from tonight’s SNL intro.
“Elizabeth Dole” (Casey Wilson), to Rod Blagojevich (Jason Sudeikis):
And let me add something. In my opinion, you are a disgrace to the State of Illinois…. Well, maybe not to Illinois, but you know what I’m sayin’. If you were the governor of any other state, you would be a disgrace to that state.
“Chris Dodd” (Darrell Hammond, channeling Michael Barone):
Governor, let me ask you, are you retarded?
