Best. Summary. Of. Oral. Arguments. Ever.
Hat tip: PDB.
Xkcd (no relation) offers this gem:
H/t: Kevin Baker.
March 3, 2010
January 10, 2010
October 30, 2009
Twitter is Evil
The Bloggess (h/t: Robb Alllen) has the proof. Meanwhile, I’d like a little grammatical help from you, the reader. Which of the following is the most appropriate past tense for tweet?
- twate
- twote
- tweeten
- twitten
- tweetered
- [Censored]
- Other (specify)
October 24, 2009
Saving Marriage
August 27, 2009
New Toothdoctor
Finally had my first check up with a dentist in the Triad, only two years after starting here. Conversation with the new dental assistant:
Her: So, who do we have to thank for referring you as a client?
Me: Kirk Turner. All my colleagues had him as their dentist, so if he hadn’t murdered his wife he’d probably be mine now, too.
August 22, 2009
With “Friends” Like These…
One of my Facebook “friends” called me a weirdo. Another told me I don’t belong here. Query where “here” is. California, where she lives now? No problem, don’t want to go back there, anyway. Carolina, where she used to live and knows I live now? That’s a problem. The US as a whole? Bigger problem. Earth? Real problem. All this after I opened my heart and soul to such friends by taking the bold and unprecedented step of admitting to not being special, as one might wish to be, but rather, a creep.
These cyberbullies are really getting me down. So how’s your day?
August 13, 2009
August 10, 2009
We’re All Kenyan-Born Natural Born Citizens Now
It’s official: Barack Obama was born in Kenya and so was I.
August 7, 2009
July 3, 2009
Tommy Shaw Isn’t The Only Person With Too Much Time On His Hands
Just when you thought they had a web site for everything imaginable, along comes another web site to show that the only real limit on imaginability is one’s own imagination.
Hat tip to Molly N. on Facebook.
UPDATE: How could I forget? Thanks to commenter Mikee for pointing out this glaring omission.
