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		<title>Who Knew?</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2009/01/21/who-knew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Per Senate Bill 1193, it will soon be illegal to steal a catalytic converter in Michigan.]]></description>
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		<title>Heller Court: What Part of Shall Not Be Infringed&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2008/04/01/heller-court-what-part-of-shall-not-be-infringed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. I mean, just &#8230; wow. Like all the other gunnies I&#8217;ve been cautiously optimistic about the Heller case but never for a minute (OK, maybe for a minute) that they&#8217;d go as far as to guarantee a right to keep and bear bazookas. The best part was seeing Justice Stevens as the lone dissenter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Xrlq 3.0 Update</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2006/04/01/xrlq-30-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haven&#8217;t blogged about the forthcoming baby for a while, so Mrs. X and I are proud to announce that &#8230; it&#8217;s a boy! UPDATE: April Fool! Actually, we won&#8217;t know the baby&#8217;s sex for another week or two. Will tell the truth then. I promise. 4/11 UPDATE: File this one under &#8220;fake, but accurate.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Do You Feel a Draft In Here?</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2005/04/01/do-you-feel-a-draft-in-here/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2005/04/01/do-you-feel-a-draft-in-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 13:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be damned. Looks like I owe Ralph Nader, MTV and Hugo Schwyzer an apology. For all that pre-election hype about a second Bush Administration supposedly leading to a draft, I never for minute thought it would happen in my lifetime. God help us all.]]></description>
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		<title>Watcher&#8217;s Council Winners</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/watchers-council-winners-2/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/watchers-council-winners-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The votes are in. Congratulations to to Justene Adamec for the winning non-Council entry, &#8220;That Xlrq Has Gone Too Far,&#8221; and to me for the winning Council entry, &#8220;More of Justine&#8217;s Crap.&#8221; April Fool [or, depending on your time zone, "psych"]! Serious congratulations to the real winners, who are Nitin at Hawken Blog, with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some People Just Can&#8217;t Take a Joke</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/some-people-just-cant-take-a-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/some-people-just-cant-take-a-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, Justeen is still miffed even though several of her readers suggested that my attacks were real some kind of April Fool&#8217;s joke. You&#8217;d think she might have backed off at that point, but noooooooo, she had to beat me up over my recent flap with Lambert. Lambert himself handled the matter gracefully enough, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Justine &#8230; Um, I Mean, &#8220;Justin&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Justyne&#8217;s delusions seem to have gotten worse than I thought. Apparently, she&#8217;s been playing this good-cop, bad-cop game with her alter ego &#8220;Justin&#8221; for so long that she is actually starting to believe herself that there is a guy named Justin (pronounced, &#8220;just IN,&#8221; no doubt). Whatever. Maybe Justean and her imaginary friend, &#8220;Justin,&#8221; should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Justine Nonsense</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/more-justine-nonsense/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/more-justine-nonsense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a look at the sidebar on Justine&#8217;s blog. You&#8217;ll notice it has a couple of new additions: recent trackbacks, and recent comments, right down to the level of comment permalinks. Gee, I wonder where she got those from!]]></description>
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		<title>Justine &#8220;Responds&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/justine-responds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Jfef,&#8221; huh? Real mature. Note also that the link claiming to show I defend names by calling them sexist points to this entry, which doesn&#8217;t even mention sexism! Did Justine&#8230; or maybe that should be Jstuein &#8230; really think no one would notice? Meanwhile, Justeen, who claims to be a Republican Republickin, has another new [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>More of Justine&#8217;s Crap</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/more-of-justines-crap/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2004/04/01/more-of-justines-crap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ooh, don&#8217;t call me the &#8216;mother hen!&#8217; That&#8217;s so, like, sexist!, y&#8217;know?&#8221; Give me an effing break. Earth to Justine: all gender-specific words are &#8220;sexist.&#8221; Duh! Would you really feel that much better if I called you to the father rooster instead?! Yeah, that takes care of the &#8220;sexism&#8221; problem, fer shure. Maybe I should [...]]]></description>
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