damnum absque injuria

August 27, 2009

New Toothdoctor

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 2:29 pm

Finally had my first check up with a dentist in the Triad, only two years after starting here. Conversation with the new dental assistant:

Her: So, who do we have to thank for referring you as a client?

Me: Kirk Turner.  All my colleagues had him as their dentist, so if he hadn’t murdered his wife he’d probably be mine now, too.

August 22, 2009

With “Friends” Like These…

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 9:27 pm

One of my Facebook “friends” called me a weirdo. Another told me I don’t belong here. Query where “here” is. California, where she lives now? No problem, don’t want to go back there, anyway. Carolina, where she used to live and knows I live now? That’s a problem. The US as a whole? Bigger problem. Earth? Real problem. All this after I opened my heart and soul to such friends by taking the bold and unprecedented step of admitting to not being special, as one might wish to be, but rather, a creep.

These cyberbullies are really getting me down. So how’s your day?

August 13, 2009

Miley, Schmiley

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 8:47 pm

What’s all the fuss about? I’m sure this is every bit as innocent as this.

August 10, 2009

We’re All Kenyan-Born Natural Born Citizens Now

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 12:01 pm

It’s official: Barack Obama was born in Kenya and so was I.

August 7, 2009

Dogs Are Smarter Than People

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 3:03 am

I’m not kidding.

July 3, 2009

Tommy Shaw Isn’t The Only Person With Too Much Time On His Hands

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 8:57 am

Just when you thought they had a web site for everything imaginable, along comes another web site to show that the only real limit on imaginability is one’s own imagination.

Hat tip to Molly N. on Facebook.

UPDATE: How could I forget? Thanks to commenter Mikee for pointing out this glaring omission.

April 26, 2009

Trouble in the White House?

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 5:25 pm

It can’t be a good sign when the President and his teleprompter aren’t friends.

February 17, 2009

Oldie But Goodie

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 9:29 pm

February 15, 2009

Getcher Stimulus Here

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 8:20 am

I got mine. Get yours here.

H/t: Patterico.

February 8, 2009

Fake Obama Quote of the Day

Filed under:   by Xrlq @ 4:10 pm

“Mr. Putin, rebuild this wall.”

 

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