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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2009/01/19/quote-of-the-day-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Xrlq 2.0, in response to Glenn Beck&#8217;s claim that the U.S. was chasing France: &#8220;I never want us to try to be like France.&#8221;. That&#8217;s my boy.]]></description>
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		<title>Wee Publican</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2008/07/01/wee-publican/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, Barack Obama. This is Xrlq 2.0. And he&#8217;s my first. So far his talents include hating new food he&#8217;s never tried, and chasing after our pit bull. That, and cracking up everyone around him by pretending to choke himself and saying &#8220;Why you little&#8230;!&#8221; in his best Homer Simpson impression. And so, Barack Obama, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darsh</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2006/07/16/darsh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 19:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baby beep bird bites, boppers boy bug bye. Daddy diaper doggy door eat, eeeew! Hi Jodie juice, kitty light Mommy monkey? Meow! Maddy Molly, more nice night. No orange papa, pop poppy purple. Read, shit, sip shoes tiger. Toys tubby, walk water, Xrlq yummy: create your own personalized map of the USA or check out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby X&#8217;s Brush With Greatness</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2006/05/14/baby-xs-brush-with-greatness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2006 22:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or, if you prefer, Elliott Yamin&#8217;s brush with his biggest smallest fan.]]></description>
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		<title>Fetus Updates</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2006/01/11/fetus-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 02:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At one end of the spectrum, This judge says fetuses don&#8217;t count as &#8220;persons&#8221; even for such piddly purposes as placating the Transportation Gestapo carpool lanes. At the other, this letter writer thinks fetuses are persons for purposes of the 14th Amendment, and apparently thinks any expectant mother who would abort one must also be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From the Mouths of Babes</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2005/10/29/from-the-mouths-of-babes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 19:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baby X doesn&#8217;t have much of a vocabulary yet, but he has mastered the concept of a rhetorical question. Here&#8217;s what he told me last week while we were vacationing in Ben-and-Jerry-Land: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah? [Shaking head] No! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.]]></description>
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		<title>Milestones</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2005/10/06/milestones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 03:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baby X turned 1 today.]]></description>
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		<title>Li&#8217;l Libertarian</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2005/06/28/lil-libertarian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 04:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baby X is in that stage where everything goes in his mouth. Right now he&#8217;s chewing on On Liberty, by J.S. Mill.]]></description>
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		<title>Pitbull Warning</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2005/04/10/pitbull-warning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 06:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It ought to go without saying that children should not be allowed near pit bulls, but some people need reminding every now and then. Beware that even with adult supervision, allowing a pit bull near a small child may result in the following (WARNING: graphic). UPDATE: Thanks to reader freckles12342000 for the properly rotated update:]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Xrlq Update</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2005/01/25/baby-xrlq-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2005 05:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baby X flipped me the bird moths ago. More recently, he mastered the Bronx cheer. Now he&#8217;s tried his hand at the old &#8220;stick your shirt in my face and pretend to blow my nose&#8221; gag. Well, almost. He could still use a little practice with the &#8220;pretend&#8221; part, but the rest, he&#8217;s got down [...]]]></description>
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