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		<title>Moron Criminal of the Day: Charles Guadalupe</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2010/03/06/moron-criminal-of-the-day-charles-guadalupe/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2010/03/06/moron-criminal-of-the-day-charles-guadalupe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Alleged&#8221; cocaine dealer left a welcome mat on his front door inviting cops to &#8220;come back with a warrant.&#8221; So they did. &#8216;Hat tip: DRJ.]]></description>
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		<title>Moron of the Day: Ronald Hunt</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2009/11/20/moron-of-the-day-ronald-hunt/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2009/11/20/moron-of-the-day-ronald-hunt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure Ronald Hunt knew that faking a disability for money can get you in big trouble if someone catches you acting non-disabled on a hidden camera, but apparently, no one explained to him that getting caught on a non-hidden camera can be just as bad.]]></description>
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		<title>Dumb and Dumberer</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2009/11/17/dumb-and-dumberer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which is dumberer? Calling 911 to commit a crime; or Calling 911 to report a crime in progress being committed by &#8230; um &#8230; you?]]></description>
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		<title>This Just In</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2009/09/18/this-just-in-6/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2009/09/18/this-just-in-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Criminal Morons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not all stupid criminals work(ed) for ACORN.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Moron of the Day: Neil Jorgensen</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2008/02/25/moron-of-the-day-neil-jorgensen/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2008/02/25/moron-of-the-day-neil-jorgensen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Criminal Morons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This dubious award goes to Neil Jorgensen of Kalona, IA, who managed to get himself fired from the Riverside Casino and Golf Resort by repeatedly requesting a prostitute at the same resort during his stay, and then appearing in the nude when hotel workers went to his room to ask him to stop. Jorgensen&#8217;s non-explanation: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Do This</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2008/01/24/dont-do-this-4/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2008/01/24/dont-do-this-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha, ha. UPDATE: Ha.]]></description>
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		<title>Moron Criminal of the Day: Kain Stackhouse</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2006/11/20/moron-criminal-of-the-day-kain-stackhouse/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2006/11/20/moron-criminal-of-the-day-kain-stackhouse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From VCDL: 21. Duh &#8211; don&#8217;t try to rob someone wearing an NRA hat Heh. Remainder of article in extended area. In another article on this incident, which I can&#8217;t locate at the moment, it mentions that the victim was wearing an NRA hat. This story just says he was an NRA member. The criminal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheehan Arrested for Concealed Weapon, Indecent Exposure</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2006/11/10/sheehan-arrested-for-concealed-weapon-indecent-exposure/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2006/11/10/sheehan-arrested-for-concealed-weapon-indecent-exposure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 23:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ace whole.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Oakland Justice Update</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2005/08/28/oakland-justice-update/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2005/08/28/oakland-justice-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, the good news: apparently, the victim of that horrendous videotaped 2002 beating Matt Drudge exhumed last week (and which I blogged about as well) survived the attack, and is in good enough health to be pissed off about the fact that this video is being broadcast all over the Internet and local TV news. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oakland Justice?</title>
		<link>http://xrlq.com/2005/08/22/oakland-justice/</link>
		<comments>http://xrlq.com/2005/08/22/oakland-justice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 13:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via Drudge, if this apparent snuff filmextreme beating video [caution: do I really have to caution you about a film I already said looks like a snuff film?] is real, I think it&#8217;s time we seriously consider wiping Oakland off the map. Given that this isn&#8217;t going to happen, perhaps one of you death penalty [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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